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  3. jayjsupremacy:

    themulattokat:

    drinkingtheflood:

    All my checks will…

    bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce.

    CRYING

    Seagrams poppin’ in our refrigerator, $5 for 4 bottles and I save ‘em for later. I got: ramen on the left [left], pizza on the right [right], and a free month on netflix so we stay turnt up all night. 

    (Source: tramampoline, via ruinedchildhood)

     
  4. illkim:

    I’ve been laughing at this for 3 days

    (via ruinedchildhood)

     
     
  5. itstonybetch:

    How Christina Aguilera singes lullabies to her children

    (Source: imnotjailbait, via vinebox)

     
     
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  7. freekahzoid:

    Mail Time: Steve gets a LETTER
     
    Lmfao Im done with myself

    (via ruinedchildhood)

     
     
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  9. vinebox:

    I traveled to the future and found Bryan Silva when he gets old.

    (via vinebox)

     
     
  10. nxgini:

    super-highschool-level-homestuck:

    iprayforangels:

    plushestrumpest:

    30secondstocalifornia:

    wingscanspeak:

    zorobro:

    wingscannotspeak:

    peetasboxers:

    kissyourneck-slitmythroat:

    I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and 

    uh

    yeah

    Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u

    So i tried it both ways and uh

    i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?

    this made me laugh really hard….

    and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed

    but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated 

    So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE! 

    Its not science unless you write it down so 

    First method:

    image
    Well done, i guess…

    Second:

    image
    I fucked up

    Girls… how?

    I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY

    I FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!

    It’s all in the way that girl/boys shirts are made.

    Girls shirts have less armpit room then boy’s do and are generally shorter so pulling it off over your head is more practical because by lifting your arms all the way up you make enough room for the sleeves to just slip off.

    Boys shirts have more room and are generally longer so it is easy to slip them off over your head.

    but if you take a girls shirt off like a boys shirt you will get your arms caught because there isn’t much armpit space.

    and if you take a boys shirt off like a girls shit you will still have your head in it when you’ve lifted your arms all the way up because of the shirt’s length.

    It has nothing to do with us. It is entirely to do with how our shirts are made. I figured it out for you. YOU’RE WELCOME!

    bless you

    everyone should see this

    (Source: princessveroni, via breannita)